not that i expect them to be answered but this is the thread where you post random questions...... for the day.

why does al roker never talk when presenting the weather? it's like there's this big silence and he just expects the map or whatever to speak for itself. does he feel like he's too good for the weather?

He flunked out of mime school -- totally blowing the balloon animal final exam. This weather thing isn't his dream. Tis just a job.

He too hungry.

asodeska nihogen no diski wa hong kong. when did "baka" turn to "dam"?

Building on Lucky's logic, I pose the following question:

Pebbles v Bam Bam.

Who wears the pants? More importantly, who begs for the strap-on?

have not brushed with my flintstones but i guess, bam bam is the dinosaur? wait, bam bam... someone edumucate me. this or that.

Bam Bam is basically Gary Busey as a toddler:


Bam Bum

LOL
stop watching cartoon network, acid.

Everybody should know this one, but I grew up with the Flintstones (I believe it was the first color program on TV when we got our color TV early 1960s).

Pebbles is the daughter of Fred and Wilma. Bamm Bamm is the adopted son of Barney and Betty. They were the preschool kids of the two couples that you'd figure would marry whenever they grew up.

There are parts of the show were they grow up and get married.

Hey Fub! Haven't you ever heard of wikipedia??

Edit: all of this for me is from memory. I haven't watched any of this in years.

i have. i research my pot smoking on wikipedia to get a better high.
but yeah, i used to watch flinstones as a kid but forgotten all about it. the porn replaced cartoons for me pretty early.

Did you fellas know that "The Flinstones" was a prime-time show in its day? I wasn't alive back then, but learned this in college, along with a lot of other wonderful shit.

Why hasn't Marlon added me on MSN?

is this where you download the msn messenger because that's not for me. i don't download software that's just for email because i have no friends and get no emails from people. and i'm kind of convinced they have spyware. the other computer has yahoo though. you have yahoo?

I did. Can't remember what night it came on. Pretty sure it was a school night.

I sometimes use google talk?

And MSN is perfectly fine for your computer.

I use AIM to instant message, at least at home. Up at work we use the builtin Windows messenger for IMs. Pretty much de rigueur up there.

Why does the drive up ATM have braille on the buttons???

The Americans with Disabilities Act, regardless of whether or not it makes any sense.

I suppose they might be able to figure it out with the right sounds. Although I have seen some ATMs with earpiece jacks that might be able to talk a sightless person through the transaction.

Like quantum mechanics?

Do they also have cars for the blind? Not to be harsh,but,I find that a little scary.

When I was in college, I met this girl that was going to the smaller private university not too far from Rice. She could "see", but she was legally blind.

I felt really sorry for her since she seemed to be really messed up by the experience. Someone had attacked her or tried to attack her and take advantage of her situation. I think that she played the guitar, but she also did a lot of grass.

I think that the first time that I saw that girl, she was stoned out of her mind and one of her other friends was concerned about her. I believe she was catatonic at the time. We put in in the back seat of the car and drove her around hoping that she would come to and wake up. We kept on talking to her and I believe we drove around for hours or so.

One of my friends had this 50's american car that he was driving, so it was really big and cool. I think that's what we were driving around in.

We stopped at this steak and shake place, which was torn down later on. I believe I got steak sandwiches there.

I said that the place was torn down. It was valuable land (on Kirby Drive in Houston, TX) and they put up an office building there. Later on, my wife helped to manage that office building.

I guess that I've always been nice.

Have you ever seen websites where you have to input a code and they have a little link on them saying "For the blind? click here".

^^haha. yeah

can a toothache kill you?

A tooth abscess is serious and should be treated.

Of course, that assumes that you have a tooth abscess. All toothaches are not abscesses.

Why is David Hasselhoff famous?

Give it up. One of the great mysteries of the universe.

My money says that he made a deal with the devil. It just doesn't make any sense, does it??

he's famous for being a flabby shell of his former taut beach bunny self.

a better question is why do people still like pamela anderson. when she's pretty much the same and probably never was that hot anyway. i guess, it's the jugs, the bacteria infestation has made her bewbs bigger and i guess, that appeals to a lot of people, bacteria infestation and swollen breast tissue, cancerous formations and leaking green liquid.

It's the boobs. And she is nice to animals. And kinda funny and charismatic I guess.

She's been going after KFC. I think that it was to do with the way that they kill the chickens that they sell for food.

They used to have this big billboard on I-35 going in to San Antonio from Pam that said to not eat at KFC. I don't think that it is still up.

Why did fucked up blair23 become wooden and alone?

Cos he was in a dark space.

Lol. I meant account wise. Why did he make a new one?

I was going to reply, but that would irritate old wounds. Start drilling past the first several pages for old threads and enlightenment.

You just have to remember to not believe everything, or much of anything.

Send him a pm. If you are seductive, he will give you the goods.

Whatever happened to mcv? She was hot, and while she was here fub stayed away, she should come back and the same thing will happen again.

i admit. cherub's ass is kind of ky00t


lol letz make babiez


ur sew skiny thho

mcv's a hottie. i would have tapped that pzzay.

her bewbs are double d
yummy

mcv is a fucking hottie.

She reminded me of the girl Liz sings about in Miss Mary Mack. Because her mom didn't have enough love for her. And her bro didn't have enough cash for her. But she didn't need them, she told them they could shove it and go her way.

MCV sucked, I'm glad that genderfuck is gone.

jealous.

why do i close my eyes when i sneeze
and why do old people scream when i try to suffocate them

Cos they think you are the cold hands of death and then they realize you are just a molester and they get annoyed.

Why is everything like this? Why isn't everything different?

Because too many people want it to be.

why do some english singers lose their accent when they sing? even australians, scottish, irish...

because.. accents are all about enunciation,how words are pronounced..which is somewhat lost in singing. also, a lot of an accent has to do w/ the pitch of someone's voice, whether it is high or low, and also the range of that.. and that is lost when someone is singing musical notes.

this is mainly an inference though. things i learned from Spanish class/learning abt other countries.

thanx

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I guess that everyone knows the humorous truth, but it's not lyrical.