...Seeing as I attended both...

Lust or a sandwhich

Uh hello, you can get concert bootlegs!

I pick sandwich. My life has enough lust.

Imani Coppola or that girl from Cyberchase, they look basically the same.

imani coppola, only because i don't want ASS to throw a bitchfit.

muffins or macaroons

Muffins

And haha, actually I wouldn't, in that situation. Although if you had said Jar Jar Binks or something....


Xmas or Hannukah (don't know how to spell it)

Christmas
Although I have nothing against Chanukah, I'm just Christian

Family Guy or Futurama?

I like and dislike both. My criticisms of family guy are greater than my criticisms of Futurama. I don't get to watch it as often as I would like to; but given the option I'd pick Futurama.

Petco or Petsmart?

tom's diner is a song that was originally sung by vega only. her voice and nothing else. then it got remixed with a band type dance sound and become her second biggest hit.

the dNAremix, you should have said.

and about the pet thing. i don't know what the fuck those things are, qp. i hate animals. but i'll say petsmart because it's a cuter name.

stratford-on-guy or strange loop

Strange Loop
Love the guitar part at the end

Francis Ford Coppola or Sofia Coppola?

never really bothered to see francis ford coppola's work although i am sure his movies are good, except that robin william doozy "jack". LOL at jack. maybe he just produced that... but i have seen all the movies sofia has done, all three of them and while marie antoinette is aimless, it was pretty and it looked as good as her other two movies. so SOFIA.

charles bronson or chuck norris?

Charles Bronson.

Lube or lubeless?

Remember the Merry Widow is from the Drew Drop Inn tour.

Yeah that question was pretty much tailored for you LY.

the lube or lubeless question?

TRUE
But seeing her in the flesh would make give the answer true merit.

LUBE
who the fuck wants lubeless anything?
unless you secrete your own juices.

lisa kudrow or courteney cox arquette

Courtney Cox.

Stevie Nicks Or Stevie Wonder?

stevie nicks

cause she's a woman


paris crying or lindsay overdosing

Paris crying!

That sweet Parent Trap Lindsay is still in there somewhere.


James Bond or Indiana Jones? Character.

james bond, because he's gay

domestic friction or campus tension

Blair, you are an imbecile.

Campus tension.

Fucking a goat or receiving oral sex from your grandma?

hahahah why am i an imbelice?

i'd choose fucking a goat because my grandma gives lousy bj's.

i shouldn't have said that because my grandma is really senile now and it pains me to even look at her. but whatever.

alone or lonely

Alone
Being alone is fun, being lonely is sad

Mac or PC?

PC!

Fuck all those mac things.


Lara Croft or Angelina Jolie?

lara croft, although i once tried playing that game and i kept turning in circles, well the character did.

parasite eve or lara croft

Lara Croft!

Parasite Eve was just a second rate Resident Evil.


Horror or Comedy? they seem to be the two genres that can go the most horribly wrong in film.

Comedy-it's harder.

Top or bottom

I'm pretty sure I've answered that one once so I'll give someone else a go.

I'll switch it then. I don't want to be repetitious.

Hammer or nail

HAHA I like your style.


Hard choice, hammer. Control.


Spit or swallow?

LOL! You naughty thing!

Swallow-why spit and waste it when you can smile and taste it?

Cowboys or pirates

HAHA I love it!

So are you also gay? If you don't mind me asking 'course.


And ummm cowboys! I like leather.


Early mornings or Late nights?

Definitely late nights

Conventional good looks or unconventional good looks?

Unconventional! It makes it unique and all the more special.


Full breakfast, snack lunch or smaller breakfast, bigger lunch?

the second one, actually no breakfast is okay too because only people with families do that breakfast shit.

shave or pluck

I agree!

Pluck. When plucking eyebrows, it doesn't hurt because it's used to being plucked, and it's a very satisfying feeling.

As a name for a baby:

Poop or Oppo

oppo. it's different

nibbling or tickling

Nibbling. both make me fidget, but tickling moreso

Cake or Pie

Cake is so commonplace, pie is harder for me to make, so I appreciate it more.

Arrogance or rudeness?

Arrogance
Coffee or tea

tea, the iced one. i don't drink coffee or warm tea. i'm more of a coca cola kinda person.

headphones or earphones

Headphones
I can't stand anything in my ear.

Grass or pavement

Grass, because in summer, it's too hot and hard to sit down on pavement.

Hills or flat land?

Hills! And very grassy ones, that bow down into small meadows.


Glasses or contacts?

glasses

contacts are scary, i always think they'd fall inside your sockets or something. i don't wear glasses but they're kinda hot on the right person.

wrapped in metal or wrapped in ivy

Wrapped in ivy. And painted in mint ice cream.


Wild rivers or trickling streams?

trickling streams

peace over torrent

getting a boner at night or getting a boner in the morning

At night.

The black ipod or the white ipod?

black ipod
Rough or gentle