Please, please, please make me a mod (or if you don't want me, someone else)?

I've mentioned this a few times, but I want to be made a mod so that I could help with the spam problem. I'm on here like 12 million times a day, so I'm a perfect candidate for it. Can anyone make me a mod? Or at least say "sorry, we don't have the power," so that I can at least have an answer?

The spam is getting ridiculous (not that it's you guys' fault...I'm not trying to imply that)! We had like 15 pages of spam today, and if I could, I would like to try to help control it.

Okay, I've sent an email to someone at Capitol who might be able to get something done.
I've requested that:
1) those two spammers (alabory and jimkex) have their IPs banned
and
2) that coolchick275 get moderator status to help with dealing with the spam.
I don't know if they'll listen, but at least I attempted to contact them.
I hope they will listen.

Thanks. Hopefully they'll help.

I have been told that my complaint has been forwarded to Customer Support
at InvisionPower and that the problem will be dealt "ASAP".

^^Cool!

And now that Capitol remembers there's a forum, it's going to be shut.