Well i dreamt that i was on a boat in an alligator alley and then one of the alligators bit my shirt, and missed me by an inch!. And then my cat turns into a baby alligator, and then im at a party!

Next!

My dad and I were at an auto shop and my dad was drunk so I had to drive him to work. He had a bunch of casseroles and other foods we had to take so I put them in the trunk. Then I was working at a game store and three punks stole a computer. Then I wanted to get home so I bought a go cart and was going to drive it home but it was too dark out so I couldn’t.


PSYCHO!

I was with my sister and we were shooting a movie in this river. The current took us down stream to all these skeletons. Then some bandit kidnapped us but my mom came to the rescue, but she was kidnapped too. That was when I woke up...

Does anyone know how to interpret dreams?

The movie was your life, down the stream and the skeletons are your deepest secrets and flaws. You know how we all have *skeletons in the closet*. So somehow your mom was pulled in one of your secrets that she was not meant to know, or she was bound to anyway, and it might bring her grief.

Hmmmmmm... Interesting... I wonder if that's true, I would freak out if she finds out something i didn't want her to know. You should consider this for a living...

Remember that Cleo pyschic lady on TV a few years ago?

You know the weirdest shit!. I had gotten a call a few years ago! here is the conversation:

WHORE: Hello?
Ms. Cleo: Yes, is this Jorge? (Accent)
WHORE: Yes who is this?
Ms. Cleo: This is Ms. Cleo would like a reading?
WHORE: ?????
Ms. Cleo: Are you watching porno right now?
WHORE: Yes! ( thinking OMG)
Ms. Cleo: Is it still in the VCR?
WHORE: Yes! ( at this time i was thinking WTF!)
Ms. Cleo: Is it a gay porno movie?
WHORE: (WHORE starts laughing!. )Yes it is.
Ms. Cleo: well that's all the time i have but remember me Ms. Cleo, Bye.

The End

That was some freaky shit! It sounded JUST like her!.

True story?

You have a lot of pride...

call for your free tarot reading today!

LMAO!!! tell me about it!. instead of me calling, i guess i was one of the chosen ones by random to get a call from her.

Ms. Cleo is my idol

Funny shit!!!!!

Well, time for Geometry see you later...

Geometry! BLAH...................

Dreams are just a way the mind can rehearse/encode memories.

Last night I dreamt that I was standing in a dimly lit chamber-like room standing over my own body/another me and I was dropping leaves on that other me and whispering something inaudible, then the water came in and washed away the leaves and I watched myself remain still under the waves.

Then the second time I was asleep, I was just thinking about lights going out.

last night i dreamt i was sleeping.

I dreamt Liz Phair is no longer doing anything because she was pregnant with a second child.

I dreamt that was an addie in the sunday paper for Liz playing in Dundee. Lame, I know.

Okay, what does this mean: the other night I dreamt I had two penises, instead of, ya know, just one.

i dreamt that my mum was making fun of my college bag saying it was a handbag.

Last night i dreamt that i was listening to ALL NIN records, and then there was zombies everywhere! and i had to escape from them!. but then i woke up.

I dreamt that I was touring for my debut album with Ashlee Simpson.

Best dream ever....

maricon.

I dreamt I climbed into the bath and slipped into an underwater world. and I was just falling through sheets of timeless mass.

Interesting.....

That reminds me of Pandora's Aquarium, and then the morrocan dream I had that one time.

I dreamt last night that i got paid and ALL my money is gone! i was depressed!.

i dreamt that my sister commited suicide. but it was bizarre. she was uma thurman in it but i knew she was my sister, who looks nothing like uma. anyway, as she was sinking in the water, some kind of doom poetry was being recited. bizarre.

I dreamt that i was in roman times and in order to become a warrior you had to chop off the head of another man with your own helmet!!. so one guy threw it at me, but i ducked and he missed. So instead he chopped off someone elses head, and then i was in high school again, but with the heads all over the floor.

i dreamt i went to get my tattoo done and he did something completely different to what i'd asked for.

I dreamt that all my assignments had been handed in late, and I freaked out. .. I need a hobby, even my DREAMS are about school.

LMFAO!!!!!! that is fucking funny!!!!!!

I couldn't find something I desperately needed. Childish but frightening.

Me and several other people who looked like me were trapped inside this room that looks like a room in the hospital I was in when I went in for epilepsy. And together, we devised "something" to get out. I don't remember what that was. But then someone I really care about came and stole my way out plan and then set fire to the entrance.

Last night i dreamt that i was with my bestfriend in the covers!!!!. Because last night in reality i was with my boyfriend. But when i was dreaming i was with my bestfriend! but it was kind of hot though.....

two guys show me their erect cock, first guy bigger than the other guy, it makes me wanna give a blowjob on it to be frankness

I had a dream that i was on a boat, and the lochness sea monster was under it trying to pull us down!

I was so scared!!!, and then next thing you know i saw two little leprechauns that were invisible and then they started fucking around with me.

And then i started making out with ex-bestfriend begging me to go back to him...HA!.

I dreamt my boyfriend and I were trapped in this room with three small animals that could talk, like 2 rabbits, I think a guinea pig, and my cat.. and there was another older wiser animal that Im not sure what it was, but it was the advisor for the other animals.. anyway, so we had to escape from this room, so the three small animals started diggin up the carpet, and started digging into the dirt (that was apparantly just below the carpet) and quickly had dug a tunnel, and were in the process of diggin the tunnel when I said to phil "okay, we have to pull out the extra dirt theyre leaving behind", so all of a sudden, the tube has been lined with this cheesecloth-spandex-like material that's was.. attached to the outside of the tunnel for some reason, but when we pull on the material (which presumably had all the extra dirt in it), we somehow got the animals in there too, becaaaaause.. I guess the material grew as they dug further into the tunnel.. anyway, they couldnt hear us that we were trying to cut this material to release all the dirt, and let them get back to digging, but they were suffocating in there because by pulling on the tube of material, we had caused them to be covered in dirt, and we could hear them talking and blaming each other for getting into the tunnel in the first place, and I woke up just as I was sticking the knife into the material! Phew!

I had a dream that our fridge blew up and we phoned the landlord and he refused to do anything about it. I had this dream because everything in my house is wrong and my landlord doesn't do anything about anything.

I dreamt I had to get to this school at the top of this steep, STEEP hill, and it was like gravity was about 100 pounds stronger than ever, becasue I couldnt even move my legs, I had to pulllllll myself up by this handrail that was beside the sidewalk. Wierd.

I dreamt Nothing!
that is the best dream ?

i dreamt about my sisters again. they fought and one of them drove me to the video store. the road was paved with garbage, thick garbage and she tells me the fight was about garbage. on the way to the video store, i had forgotten i was naked and forgot my card. and i whined, cried.

The fog was coming in again. Round all the photographs and french doors.

i wish i had poetic dreams

it's really hard for me to remember night dreams, but this is one i had recently..

i had one dream that i ran into my 10th grade english teacher at a water event my school was hosting. a lot of swimming. she's a swimmer herself. in this dream she had a buzz cut. this didn't surprise me, bc she's really jocky and probably doesn't like having hair in her face. i wonder why the dream was about that though.. i don't like her in real life. she gave me a C and had no respect for me lol. maybe this is a phase where i let go of that.

i'd like to keep this thread going, if possible!

LY was actually in mine for a tad bit

Well, LY was having his birthday party in my school, during school, for whatever reason. He just sat there the whole time and only said two words: "That's wierd" (I believe that was about the bear) And me and my friends Charity and Samantha (Sammi) were by the monkey bars talking, and a bear attacked us. Me and Sammi got inside, and Charity got inside later. So, we ate stew and went home. Then, at home, a wolf and a bear were in my front yard, and our dog ran out the door and was eaten by the wolf and bear. The end

I had a dream that me and tori went shopping for shoes, then went to eat a fancy dinner and gossip. This is like the 4th or 5th dream of tori that ive have.

I had a dream once where Liz Phair tricked me.



That's weird.




This isn't my first cameo in someone's dream, though.

Yes it is wierd. I'm like, never in anyone's dreams

that's awesome!!

i love tori dreams <3. i think i've only had 1 though

.I know right!. Another tori dream i had me and her were running through some fields of grass with the sun shinning on us....it felt peaceful....and "Yes, Anastacia" was playing in the background. And we just ran, ran ran, and never stopped.

conversations with Devon Aoki on the phone, I was in Hong Kong and she's in New York.............yeah lond distance